"Caption This!" Contest

[angelamermaid.livejournal.com]

The rules:

• You have until 11 pm MDT, December 15, to leave up to three suggested captions in the comments.
  
• You can spread your suggestions over three different comments if you like, in case your muse is being difficult.
  
• Voting will take place from December 16-17.
  
• The winner will have the awe and respect of their fellow community members, plus I'll photoshop the winning caption into the photo. Even if I have to use a size 1 font. :-)
  
• Be funny!
  

Comments

[nursebadass.livejournal.com]

Ignore the fact that I've got my hand on your boob and watch the pretty CGI snow.

[wolwiegirl3.livejournal.com]

O: wow, teddy, you should use head & shoulders more often !
C: yup, the hair flip wasn't a good idea. but nice try, Barbie !

[clockwork-jo.livejournal.com]

Cristina- "Is that your pager against me, or do you just really like snow?"

[raachel2008.livejournal.com]

Owen: What is that thing?
Cristina: Shonda's next shenanigan.
Owen: Should we be afraid?
Cristina: No, we have the fangirls to protect us.

[thumpathumpa.livejournal.com]

crap!
i didnt see your submission until i had already posted mine.
sorry

[lattelady6.livejournal.com]

Owen: This looks like the night we first met.

Cristina thinks: Hmmm learn cardio - propel Teddie under a falling icicle...decisions...decisions....

[j-house-addict.livejournal.com]

Owen: Is that Santa... and a menorah... with reindeer...spinning a dreidel?
Christina: mmm hmmm.

[thumpathumpa.livejournal.com]

Sandra and Kevin eagerly awaiting the next train wreck plot Shonda has for them.

[mcmanlyyang.livejournal.com]

Cristina: "He better be getting off on the snow and not her shiny blond hair!"

[mcmanlyyang.livejournal.com]

Kevin: "Potato scones, smoked salmon...what was the other thing Jane wanted me to shop for? Dammit, I'm screwed!"

[mcmanlyyang.livejournal.com]

Sandra: "Ahhh!?! His hands are on me again. Straight face Sandra! Straight face!"

[luciepips.livejournal.com]

C: hmmmm.....i can feel something on my a_s! Someone's getting excited!!!!
O: Ooooohhh! Junior get down!!!!This is not the time and place! Don't scare off your mama....

[ohcyfan.livejournal.com]

Owen: It's patient care... and Teddy trying to get my attention with another sappy display of how very different she is from you, my love.

[burketina-love.livejournal.com]

C: wow awkward much? I can't believe people would be stupid to do it out in the cold.
O: I never believed the whole tongue stuck to the pole thing, but man wet things really do stick.
how long should we wait before we decide to help them?
C: you do realize your hand is umm touching my boob, not that I have a problem with it, I just, if you keep that up any longer.....
O: as strange as this sounds, it's kind of turning me on.

[cristinaowenfan.livejournal.com]

Cristina: Owen i told you I dont do Carol Singing

[caliaims.livejournal.com]

1.
C: Oh just a little closer please.
O: mmm, with pleasure.

2.
C: Oh something bright and shiny, is it a scalpel
O: I think it's Santa's sleigh

[burketina-love.livejournal.com]

O; just picture it you can have your own spin off where we can have non stop sex in any position imageable.